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By Professor Thaddeus O. Birchwood, Department of Cryptozoological Glitch Studies, Viridian City University (Unpublished Memoir, 2004) 1636 pokemon fire red squirrels
The fan community, upon learning of my discovery via a long-defunct Geocities forum, went wild. Theories exploded. Some claimed that “1636” was a nod to the year of the first recorded forest fire in Japanese history (which is historically inaccurate—the first major recorded fire was in 1657, the Great Meireki Fire, but the fanatics rounded down). Others argued it was a developer’s inside joke: a tribute to a childhood pet squirrel that had chewed through a power cord and fried a development kit in October 1636 of the Japanese calendar? That made no sense, but the internet loved it. End of log
For context, there are no squirrels in Kanto. Not one. The region boasts electric mice, beavers, psychic foxes, and even living piles of sludge, but the humble squirrel— Sciurus vulgaris —is conspicuously absent. This is a botanical mystery, as Kanto is filled with oak and chestnut trees. Yet, in the 1636th line of the Pokémon species database, a ghost of a creature stirs. Theories exploded
Its stats were impossible. Level 0. Type: Fire/Normal. Ability: Glitch Husk — immune to all attacks except those that miss intentionally. And its only move, Ember Cache, did not deal damage. Instead, it replaced one item in your bag with a “Burnt Acorn.” The acorn, when used, simply displayed the text: “The acorn remembers a colder autumn.”