Adventures Of A Rookie Superhero Official

I jump.

For one glorious second, I am flying. The city sparkles below me, a sea of headlights and possibilities. I am magnificent. I am unstoppable. I am— adventures of a rookie superhero

—crashing through a laundry line, getting tangled in a bedsheet, and landing face-first in a dumpster full of expired yogurt. I jump

I spit out a strawberry-scented glob. “Alright,” I groan, giving the cat a thumbs up. “That counts as a rescue.” I am magnificent

Tonight is my first real patrol.

But that’s the thing about rookies. We don’t start with the world-ending meteors. We start with the small things. The things that prove we care more than we fear.

My name is Leo, and I’ve been a superhero for exactly six days. My superpower? Uncontrollable gravity defiance. Which sounds awesome until you realize it works only when I sneeze.