[Alvin dances on the counter, knocking over cereal] ALVIN: (singing) Uh-oh, here comes trouble...

THEODORE: But it’s only Monday. And we’re in Texas.

[ALVIN swerves. A TRAFFIC CAMERA flashes.]

[The Chipmunks are in a beat-up minivan. Alvin drives using a stack of books and a selfie stick.]

SIMON: That was a red light camera!

ALVIN: Left or right, Simon?

[SCENE START] INT. APARTMENT - DAY

ALVIN: Even better. Now the police have a lovely photo of us breaking the law.