Aphrodite The Goblins Pet -
By Eldrin Vex, Under-Realm Correspondent
According to a hag’s divination (paid for in teeth and secrets), Aphrodite had been hunted for centuries—by kings, demons, and sorcerers who wished to own her beauty. She had grown tired. Jaded. When Snikk offered her a bowl of mushroom stew and a dry corner away from the rain of blood, she simply… accepted.
By the fifth sighting, the Bazaar was in an uproar. Theories abound. The most popular suggests Aphrodite was cursed by a jealous rival—stripped of her divine charm and left vulnerable. She wandered into the wrong tunnel, half-blind and feverish, and Snikk found her.