Chris Titus Debloat Windows 11 Now

The woman at the end of the support line sounded desperate. "It takes forty-five seconds to open a PDF," she whispered, as if her laptop might hear her and slow down even more. "The Start menu recommends candy crushes. I have never played a candy crush."

Chris Titus leaned back in his chair, the glow of three monitors washing over his ever-present hoodie. He’d heard this before. A thousand times before. Windows 11 had become a digital mall: flashy storefronts, unwanted kiosks, and background processes hawking weather reports, news alerts, and "suggested" icons for apps that didn’t exist yet. chris titus debloat windows 11

"Windows 11, debloated. Another one saved from the telemetry mines. 💀" The woman at the end of the support line sounded desperate

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Just apps. Just the user. Just silence.

He posted it on his YouTube community tab with one caption:

"Alright," he said, cracking his knuckles. "Let’s perform an exorcism."