College Stories:: My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!! Patched

The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen.

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College is hard enough without dating someone who thinks the Nigerian prince email is a genuine scholarship opportunity. Send help. Or a helmet for her. college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!

Then yesterday, she left her dorm room unlocked all day because “someone might need to borrow a charger.” A stranger could’ve walked in, taken her stuff, and she’d probably leave a note saying “Hope you enjoy the snacks!” The kicker

My girlfriend is so naive she’d probably thank a scammer for the “life lesson.” Pray for me. Here’s a text based on your topic: College