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So, the ducks did what any intelligent species would do: they hired a PR firm. But not just any firm. They hired themselves .

“We don’t want world domination,” Agent Webfoot says, adjusting his tiny earpiece. “We want world hydration . More ponds. Better bread alternatives. And maybe, just maybe… a little respect.” duck.quackpr

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“We tested 147 variations,” explains a senior agent (who insisted on being identified only as ‘Agent Webfoot’). “Too long, and humans think you’re choking. Too short, they think you’re a toy. But that quack—the one you hear in cartoons, commercials, and park ponds—triggers their dopamine. It says: ‘I am harmless. Give me corn.’ ” “We don’t want world domination,” Agent Webfoot says,

By I.M. Beakman, Avian Investigative Journalist