Evil Dead Hail To The King | 90% Real |

You think Resident Evil is too fair and you hate yourself a little. Avoid if: You value functional controls, sanity, or your thumb’s skin.

Reader, I was wrong. This isn’t a boomstick blast. It’s a misfire. evil dead hail to the king

Let’s get one thing straight: I love Evil Dead . I own the Necronomicon prop. I can quote “Groovy” in my sleep. So when I saw Hail to the King on the shelf, I thought, “Finally, a game that captures Ash’s one-liners, gore, and campy horror.” You think Resident Evil is too fair and