"FINE. IT WAS A MASTERPIECE! I LAUGHED AT THE CONVINCING THEME SONG!"

"Congratulations, Peter. You’ve voided the warranty. No more censors. No more network notes. No more… consequences. You’re free. Do whatever you want. Just know that I’ve already cashed the check, so don’t come crying to me when the audience gets bored."

For the first ten minutes, it’s glorious. Peter makes out with a stoplight. Cleveland flies. Quagmire says something so vile that even Hell files a restraining order. They all laugh.

A floating, disembodied head of Seth MacFarlane (in his human form) appears in the corner of the screen.

The Quahog Nullification

The Giant Chicken is sitting in a support group for animated characters who have been in never-ending fights.