I Am A Sucker For A Qb [new] May 2026

Let’s just get this out in the open: I am a sucker for a quarterback.

I fall for the guy who gets blasted in the mouth on a blitz, picks the turf out of his facemask, and walks to the line of scrimmage like nothing happened. I buy in on the guy who throws a pick-six, sits on the bench for sixty seconds of game clock, and then leads a two-minute drill like he’s running a practice walkthrough.

But me? I’m looking at #10. I’m watching how he stands in a collapsing pocket. I’m watching how he points at the sticks on 4th and 6.

Will he break my heart? Almost certainly. That’s what quarterbacks do.