Two old men sitting on a park bench. Old Man 1: “In our day, corruption meant taking a bribe.” Old Man 2: “Now it means taking a bribe, getting a tax receipt, and tweeting about it.”
(Editor’s Note: See? Nothing changes. Jab is timeless. Now give us our ₹12.) We close when you stop laughing. So please, keep laughing. jab comics
India’s Only Honest Newspaper Issue #4,209 | Price: ₹12 (Negotiable if you have a sad face) COVER STORY “IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID… BUT PLEASE DON’T ASK FOR DETAILS” By Gyanu the Intern (who is still waiting for his stipend from 2019) Two old men sitting on a park bench
“We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,” said the Finance Minister, adjusting his spectacles that definitely do not have Google Glass hidden inside. “All indicators are green, except for the ones that are red, which we have decided to ignore.” Jab is timeless
In a stunning move that surprised absolutely no one, the government announced a new economic roadmap this week. The roadmap, hand-drawn on a napkin from a five-star hotel, promises to make India a $50 trillion economy by the time your grandchildren retire.
My boss says we are a “family.” But this family fired my cousin for taking a sick day. — Orphan in Oragadam
The spiritual meaning is “hypocrisy,” my son. It is the glue that holds all Indian marriages together. Buy her flowers. Then hide the phone in the freezer.
Two old men sitting on a park bench. Old Man 1: “In our day, corruption meant taking a bribe.” Old Man 2: “Now it means taking a bribe, getting a tax receipt, and tweeting about it.”
(Editor’s Note: See? Nothing changes. Jab is timeless. Now give us our ₹12.) We close when you stop laughing. So please, keep laughing.
India’s Only Honest Newspaper Issue #4,209 | Price: ₹12 (Negotiable if you have a sad face) COVER STORY “IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID… BUT PLEASE DON’T ASK FOR DETAILS” By Gyanu the Intern (who is still waiting for his stipend from 2019)
“We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,” said the Finance Minister, adjusting his spectacles that definitely do not have Google Glass hidden inside. “All indicators are green, except for the ones that are red, which we have decided to ignore.”
In a stunning move that surprised absolutely no one, the government announced a new economic roadmap this week. The roadmap, hand-drawn on a napkin from a five-star hotel, promises to make India a $50 trillion economy by the time your grandchildren retire.
My boss says we are a “family.” But this family fired my cousin for taking a sick day. — Orphan in Oragadam
The spiritual meaning is “hypocrisy,” my son. It is the glue that holds all Indian marriages together. Buy her flowers. Then hide the phone in the freezer.
