In a world that often demands we be either serious or silent, let us raise a hot dog bun to the Joslyn Janes and Mrs. Weiner Boys of the world. Long may they reign—confusing, caffeinated, and completely unbothered.
Tell me I look ethereal.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I wrote 500 words about a Mrs. Weiner Boy. joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy
“Mrs. Weiner Boy” implies a character of immense, unearned confidence. She shows up to parent-teacher conferences wearing a tiara. She refers to her husband (a man who still uses a flip phone) as “my little prince.” She has a catchphrase, and it is probably “That’s Mrs. Weiner Boy to you.” When you put them together— Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy —you get the perfect sitcom cold open: In a world that often demands we be
That’s the spirit!
You have frosting on your eyebrow.
I literally just work at the library.
