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Kari watched from the sidelines, dripping but victorious. Her mom wasn’t a regular mom. She wasn’t even a cool mom. She was a one-woman economic and emotional stimulus package.

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Esmé stopped pacing.

Kari leaned her head on her mom’s shoulder. “I told him, ‘Yeah. And your mom is a Tuesday afternoon. Boring, predictable, and always ends with homework.’” Kari watched from the sidelines, dripping but victorious

Esmé laughed, tired and happy. “What did you tell him?” Kari watched from the sidelines

That night, after the last muddy dancer had gone home, Esmé sat on the curb, shivering under a towel. Kari sat beside her.