Laser Cat Codes File

Chairman Meow’s eyes begin to glow. The last thing the rebel leader sees is a tiny, invisible infrared dot, and the sound of a very deep, very satisfied purr.

I could input —the self-destruct. Or I could just let the cats do what cats do. laser cat codes

End Log. Note to self: Teach Muffin the difference between "Target Acquired" and "Red Dot on the Wall." That was a close one. Chairman Meow’s eyes begin to glow

The rebels are in the hallway now. Their leader kicks the door open, rifle raised. Or I could just let the cats do what cats do

Toast just yawned. That’s a . It means: “I am bored. I am going to knock that expensive thermal oscillator off the shelf.”

The Codes are the only thing keeping us alive.

They told me to stop calling them "laser cats." The official designation is Feline Aperture Retinal Projectors (FARP) . But when you’ve got a tabby named Toast who can shoot a coherent beam of light from his pupils and burn a hole through a titanium blast door, you call it a laser cat.