“I didn't marry him for his body. I married him for the house. But you… you’re not him, are you?”
Until last weekend. Dad went to a “work conference.” (We both know that means he went golfing with his mistress in Scottsdale, but whatever). I stayed home to house-sit. mama fiona – your stepmom is a size queen
“I know you’re in my things, boy. Bring the tape measure to the master bath. Now.” “I didn't marry him for his body