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He pulls the duct-taped parrot off his shoulder, takes a handful of Gloria’s spicy lollipops, and walks out into the night.

(looking at the Dunphy living room) What the hell happened in here? Did a Spirit Halloween explode? modern family halloween folgen

(to camera) Every year, I tell myself: keep it simple. One pumpkin. Some candy. Maybe a ghost sheet. (beat) Then I remember that last year, the guy across the street had a projected 3D hologram skeleton that waved at the mailman. So now? It’s war. This year, the Dunphy house is not just haunted. It’s a code red, bio-hazard, jump-scare zone. I’ve timed the air cannon to go off every 47 seconds. Phil’s job is to reset it. He pulls the duct-taped parrot off his shoulder,

(wearing a full, elaborate Phantom of the Opera half-mask and cape) Mitchell, we cannot just be people. Halloween is about transformation . Last year you went as “a lawyer who forgot it was Halloween.” That’s not a costume. That’s a cry for help. (to camera) Every year, I tell myself: keep it simple

(to camera, whispering) Claire thinks I’m on air cannon duty. But I’ve been secretly building an illusion hallway. You walk through, and a mirror makes it look like your own head gets chopped off. It’s not scary. It’s elegant . She’ll cry tears of joy. Or fog machine irritation. Same thing, really.

MODERN FAMILY!

(putting a blanket on her) That’s the Halloween spirit, sweetie.