(sweating) "Uh… technical difficulties."
Just then, the front door clicks. The —mother in a leopard-print tracksuit, father holding a suspiciously shaped "massage wand"—march in. neet, angel, and ero family video
"You've watched the same 'Ero Family' video fourteen times today. The neighbors complained about the—" (sweating) "Uh… technical difficulties
(not looking away) "Tell her I'm doing 'market research.'" (sweating) "Uh… technical difficulties." Just then
A dimly lit living room. Dishes pile up in the sink. The NEET brother (late teens, unkempt hair, stained hoodie) stares at a flickering screen. His angelic younger sister, halo slightly askew, tiptoes in holding a tablet.