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“I love it here!” the Buffalo shouted, confetti shooting from its nostrils.

Leo and Marco sat in the wreckage of their apartment, covered in confetti and soda.

The progress bar filled slowly. 10%... 40%... 70%. When it hit 100%, the computer didn’t chime. It growled. party buffalo download

The side panel of the computer case burst outward with the sound of a snare drum. From the gap poured light—strobe lights, red and blue and green. Then came the music: a thumping, chaotic mashup of polka, dubstep, and someone yelling “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”

The Party Buffalo wasn’t a file. It was a thing . It squeezed out of the DVD drive, flattening and then reinflating like a furry accordion. It had the body of a bison, the hooves of a tap-dancing horse, and the face of a golden retriever wearing novelty shutter shades. A plastic party horn grew from its left horn. “I love it here

it announced. “PLEASE RECHARGE BUFFALO WITH CHIPS AND GOOD VIBES WITHIN 48 HOURS.”

“Dude, just download it,” Marco said from the couch, tossing a cheese puff into his mouth. “It’s the last file we need for the LAN party.” When it hit 100%, the computer didn’t chime

For the next three hours, the Party Buffalo forced them to have fun. It hooked itself to the Wi-Fi and invited everyone on Leo’s friends list. It turned the living room into a ball pit using only a vacuum cleaner and sheer will. It played Ranch Raider 3 with its tongue, and somehow won.