Piper Perri Fall Down Dad 🚀

“Only mostly dead,” he replied, cracking one eye open. “There’s a cure, you know.”

“Silly?” David propped himself up on his elbows, his face a mask of mock indignation. “Madam, I am not silly. I am a victim of the Piper Perri Fall-Down Disaster of 2023. The seismic shockwaves from your tumble registered a 6.2 on the Giggle Scale.” piper perri fall down dad

“Are you really dead?” she asked.

“Nooooooo!” she cried, not for herself, but for the tower. “Only mostly dead,” he replied, cracking one eye open