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As "QuackPrep.org" implies a satirical or critical take on the test prep industry (mocking "cram school" culture and the over-commercialization of education), I have written an article in that distinct voice.
April 14, 2026
Look, you’re going to be fine. Or you won’t. But either way, QuackPrep will be here, charging your credit card every month until you remember to cancel (hint: you never will).