"You care more about that bike than my post-shower happiness."
His face went pink. "That's blackmail."
Some things were too raunchy for the internet. #raunchy_couple
She crossed her arms. Her tank top rode up. He noticed. She knew he noticed. This was the game.
"We're gonna make the sheets dirtier," she whispered. "And then you're gonna wash them. By hand. While I supervise." "You care more about that bike than my post-shower happiness
And some things were too perfect.
He stood up. "You love it."
She threw the greasy towel at his face. It landed with a wet thwack. He peeled it off, laughing.