My Card — Santander Lost

I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to?

You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing. santander lost my card

Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag. I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed

Dear Santander,

Lost track. Of a card. With my name on it. In 2026. living a better life

Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.”