One line from an old, wrinkly grape killed me: “I’ve been avoiding the compost for 300 years. I’m tired, kid. Let me be soil.”

Inside? Let’s just say it’s not a spice rack.

A glass of wine and a willingness to question your next grocery trip.

And no—that doesn’t stand for “Well-Mannered Appetizers.”

Brendan (the bagel) forms a doomsday cult. Sammy (the sausage) tries to unionize the fruit. And Barry (the other sausage, yes, there are too many characters) discovers a mysterious bunker labeled “WMA.”

“WMA” stands for something the show never fully translates—but you’ll guess it by minute 12. The episode follows the aftermath of Foodtopia’s first crop failure. With no humans to “process” them, the food has to confront a horrifying reality: