Stranger Things Crack ((link))ed Review

DEMOGORGON slides around the corner wearing roller skates and a tiny party hat.

Eleven tilts her head. The Demogorgon meows. stranger things cracked

Joyce appears with a baseball bat full of Christmas lights. DEMOGORGON slides around the corner wearing roller skates

The Demogorgon hits a wall, loses a skate, and falls through a glowing portal into the Wheeler’s basement. loses a skate

JOYCE: “I’ve had it with these interdimensional lizard freaks! I’m gonna magnetize his face!”

DUSTIN (running in, furious): “THAT’S MY DOG’S NAME.”

ELEVEN: “He’s friend now. Name him… D’Artagnan Junior.”