Worse, the comments section on the repo’s archived issues was filling up with usernames from other schools. “Can you add a dark mode?” “Does this bypass Cisco Umbrella?” “Hey, this is down in Houston—pls fix.”
(Just don’t tell Mr. Grimes.)
By lunch, a junior had streamed a live pack-opening for Pokémon TCG Pocket to two hundred viewers using the proxy. By seventh period, the school’s meme account had posted a screenshot: “New hero dropped. Search ‘tiktok unblocked github io’ and thank me later.” tiktok unblocked github io