Whateverthefuckholder 🎁 Reliable

And then, the bug hits. Not a logic bug. An existential bug.

What’s the worst variable name you’ve ever used to ship a feature? Tell me I’m not alone in the comments. whateverthefuckholder

You realize that the function you are writing doesn’t actually do anything specific yet. It just holds space. It is a bucket for data that may or may not arrive, in a shape that may or may not be valid, from an API that may or may not be maintained by someone who quit six months ago. And then, the bug hits