A simultaneous, dismissive “What?” came from all four Coopers.
“Sheldon’s hogging the TV for a science show,” Missy said. young sheldon s05e19 360p
“Mother,” he said, not looking up from his differential equations notebook, “I require access to the living room television tomorrow night from seven to eight p.m. Central Standard Time. The reason is non-negotiable.” A simultaneous, dismissive “What
Sheldon adjusted his bow tie. “I have calculated the logical hierarchy of viewing priority. One: educational content about the fundamental nature of reality. Two: a drama about oil tycoons with a shooting that occurs off-screen. Three: a family drama about a Protestant minister and his improbably well-behaved children. The choice is mathematically clear.” Central Standard Time
Sheldon, seated at the kitchen table with a bowl of oatmeal (eaten dry, as wet oatmeal was “texturally unpredictable”), explained his reasoning: “The cable is in a superposition of ‘in the sock drawer’ and ‘somewhere else’ until you open it. But if you open it before 7 p.m., the waveform collapses, and you will be responsible for delaying my understanding of quantum mechanics.”