Young Sheldon S06e19 Ppv Link

“Mother, I’ve run the numbers. The cost-per-minute of a Tyson fight is $0.86. That’s inefficient but acceptable. The cost-per-minute of a Barbara Mandrell concert is $0.42. But the cost-per-minute of the ‘PPV event’ you and Dad watched last Saturday—the one you told me was ‘wrestling’—was $1.50. And there was no wrestling ring. Just a poorly lit bedroom set and dialogue consisting primarily of sighs.”

(entering without knocking): “What’s all the ruckus? I heard ‘PPV’ and ‘George losing money.’ Did someone finally order the Donkey Kong championship?” young sheldon s06e19 ppv

(typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to a 2400-baud modem): “I’ve calculated a solution. If we pool the money we would have spent on two more PPV events, plus what Dad loses from betting on the Cowboys, we can afford the educational satellite channel. They’re showing a documentary on quantum entanglement. It’s like a PPV, but the particles sigh less and the physics is more reliable.” “Mother, I’ve run the numbers

“The glow from the descrambler box illuminated my doorframe. A design flaw. I suspect Dad didn’t pay for it. He used a ‘black box.’ Which means we’re stealing the sighs. That’s morally inconsistent with our church’s stance on marital relations.” The cost-per-minute of a Barbara Mandrell concert is $0

looks at George. George looks at the empty beer. Missy mouths “Told you.”